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Stonefish 

In other words. A fat bitch who works at Oxford Middle School known as Ms. Erker. She is a stonefish because she does stonefish sex.
"Ewwwww. Ms. Erker is a fucking Stonefish."
Stonefish by RealYatler2 April 28, 2020

Stylefish 

A fake, selfie-obsessed, sometimes broke, individual that is desperate for validation, likes and compliments, that:
1. buys clothes
2. then takes few pictures in the ”new stylish” clothes
3. Posts the pictures on social media trying to give the illusion of owning a lot of different expensive or stylish clothes
4. But lastly returns the clothes after the hoax.

style + catfish= stylefish.

Verb: stylefishing
Anna is such a stylefish. She doesn’t actually even own a Gucci shirt or the North Face jacket.

Several instagram models and fashion bloggers were caught stylefishing just for the sake of capturing few stylish OOTD pictures for their social media.
Stylefish by Itiswhatitisnt March 14, 2019

jerk off stalefish 

To jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.
My internet isn't working! Looks like I'm going to have to jerk off stalefish tonight.

Jerking off Stalefish 

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.
"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

Studenism 

(n). stoo-den-ism
Using a person only for their intellectual abilities to get your work done, an advantage over other students, a better understanding of the material, and/or better grades.

(v) To improve oneself's grades and to lessen one's schoolwork by using a more studious student to do your work for you.
Henry comes up to Bob (straight-A student) and asks him for help on the homework, but then pressures Bob a bit to get him to do his homework and also help him on the test.
John comes up to Bob: "Dude you just got Bob to do your work for you! That's studenism."
Henry: "John I didn't studenize Bob, chill."
Studenism by #Studious March 23, 2022

jerking off stalefish 

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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