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Stonefish 

In other words. A fat bitch who works at Oxford Middle School known as Ms. Erker. She is a stonefish because she does stonefish sex.
"Ewwwww. Ms. Erker is a fucking Stonefish."
Stonefish by RealYatler2 April 28, 2020
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stonefish 

A person who is constantly stoned, by marijuana and drinks like a fish,alcohol.
A stonefish will smoke bongs and drink piss.
stonefish by jass October 16, 2006

Stonefish 

A Stonefish is the deadliest but not poisonous fish,Through its dorsal fin spines the stonefish can inject a venom that is capable of killing an adult person in less than an hour,Stonefish venoms have both cardiovascular and neuromuscular toxicity,A stonefish sting causes intense pain and swelling at the site of the sting,Swelling can spread to an entire arm or leg within minutes. Below are symptoms of a stonefish sting in different parts of the body.
I GOT STUNG BY A STONEFISH,IM GONNA DIE.
Stonefish by sus1737 December 16, 2022

Stonerism 

The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.

See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).
Stonerism by Meredith A. February 3, 2010

Stoverish 

Language spoken by one man, mostly gibberish and muffled grunts
Normal Person: hello
Stoverish speaker: *ErRr*
Stoverish by Brad Stover December 1, 2019

stinkfish 

That sacred part of a women between her legs that often stenches of decaying fish combined with sweat and body odor.
As I inched my toungue down her stomach , I was forced to retreat due to the nausiating odor coming from her foul stinkfish
stinkfish by KKK612 March 12, 2008

stinkfish 

A foul and wretched puss which is the product of bad hygene, a poor diet, or occasionaly bad genetics. Can also just be a crude way to say vagina.
-Give me my beer before i kick you in the stinkfish you two cent whore!
-Having just been rescued from her ordeal with the natives, Kisha had not showered in several weeks and her stinkfish tainted the winter breeze.
stinkfish by James Milburrrr March 4, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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