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stonefish 

A person who is constantly stoned, by marijuana and drinks like a fish,alcohol.
A stonefish will smoke bongs and drink piss.
stonefish by jass October 16, 2006

Stonefish 

A Stonefish is the deadliest but not poisonous fish,Through its dorsal fin spines the stonefish can inject a venom that is capable of killing an adult person in less than an hour,Stonefish venoms have both cardiovascular and neuromuscular toxicity,A stonefish sting causes intense pain and swelling at the site of the sting,Swelling can spread to an entire arm or leg within minutes. Below are symptoms of a stonefish sting in different parts of the body.
I GOT STUNG BY A STONEFISH,IM GONNA DIE.
Stonefish by sus1737 December 16, 2022

Stonerism 

The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.

See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).
Stonerism by Meredith A. February 3, 2010

Stoverish 

Language spoken by one man, mostly gibberish and muffled grunts
Normal Person: hello
Stoverish speaker: *ErRr*
Stoverish by Brad Stover December 1, 2019

stinkfish 

That sacred part of a women between her legs that often stenches of decaying fish combined with sweat and body odor.
As I inched my toungue down her stomach , I was forced to retreat due to the nausiating odor coming from her foul stinkfish
stinkfish by KKK612 March 12, 2008

stinkfish 

A foul and wretched puss which is the product of bad hygene, a poor diet, or occasionaly bad genetics. Can also just be a crude way to say vagina.
-Give me my beer before i kick you in the stinkfish you two cent whore!
-Having just been rescued from her ordeal with the natives, Kisha had not showered in several weeks and her stinkfish tainted the winter breeze.
stinkfish by James Milburrrr March 4, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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