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Scumfished 

The need to breathe air when the face is in a confined space.
Snuggling up between the duvet/partner and need to come up for air or remove covers/partner from face so you can breathe more easily! eg, "phew, I'm gonna have to move I'm getting scumfished"
Scumfished by A Princess July 18, 2009
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Starfished

When you leave your lover spread out all over the bed after you screwed thier brains out.
I blew that girl back out last night...left out with her spread starfished on the bed.
Starfished by Rsaint January 23, 2018

studfish 

An ugly girl befriended by a beautiful girl, to make the beautiful girl seem even more beautiful in comparison.
"That girl is so freakin' hot, she doesn't even need a studfish!"
studfish by Mike DePue December 26, 2005

Starfished

To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.
Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*

Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*

Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*

Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!

John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*
Starfished by FlacidTurTur February 25, 2014

Starfished

Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .

Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.
Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...

If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.
Starfished by The book of S&B December 21, 2016

Starfished

A combination of starving and famished often used by children who cant pronounce the seperate words.
Little Johnny said "Mummy when is dinner im starfished!"
Starfished by ryza77 May 1, 2007