Studfished

When a stud lures another stud by acting feminine.

Jill found out that she was being studfished after seeing the girls instagram.

by Lily323362727 November 20, 2024

Scumfished

The need to breathe air when the face is in a confined space.

Snuggling up between the duvet/partner and need to come up for air or remove covers/partner from face so you can breathe more easily! eg, "phew, I'm gonna have to move I'm getting scumfished"

by A Princess July 18, 2009

Starfished

When you leave your lover spread out all over the bed after you screwed thier brains out.

I blew that girl back out last night...left out with her spread starfished on the bed.

by Rsaint January 23, 2018

studfish

An ugly girl befriended by a beautiful girl, to make the beautiful girl seem even more beautiful in comparison.

"That girl is so freakin' hot, she doesn't even need a studfish!"

by Mike DePue December 26, 2005

Starfished

To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.

Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*

Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*

Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*

Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!

John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*

by FlacidTurTur February 25, 2014

Starfished

Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .

Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.

Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...

If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.

by The book of S&B December 21, 2016

Starfished

A combination of starving and famished often used by children who cant pronounce the seperate words.

Little Johnny said "Mummy when is dinner im starfished!"

by ryza77 May 1, 2007