It is when a male masturbates standing up with the jerking arm passed under his corresponding leg, thus mimicking a skateboarder performing a stalefish on his board. This is truly an act worthy of masturbatory merit and is reserved for the seasoned jackers only.
Curious to try new wack-tactics that he read about online, Alvin's stalefish session ended quite abruptly when he lost his balance and broke his wrist. The emergency room doctors are still scratching their heads in disbelief.
by A Tiggles December 11, 2008
To be stalefished is to be completely confused by another’s actions. When caught in the action of being stalefished one's eyebrows become unbalanced followed by the dropping of the jaw. Being stalefished is usually caused by witnessing a very stupid and inexplicable action.
by timmyjoeelzinga January 27, 2006
The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.
"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"
"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"
"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"
by stalefisher 212 September 28, 2008
Ryan: Hey Jonny Boy, heard you porked that girl Charline, how was she?
Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.
Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.
by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010
Fred: "so she walked in on you jerking it?!"
Bill: "ya man, and the worst part was i was going stalefish"
Bill: "ya man, and the worst part was i was going stalefish"
by Kyle Queef July 22, 2009
by Mikey P 4130 March 19, 2008
"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"
"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
by CollaBear January 10, 2012