stuckation 

A portmanteau of "stuck" and "vacation," referring to an involuntary stay at home resembling a vacation in some aspects. This situation typically arises due to external circumstances beyond one's control, such as inclement weather, global pandemics, or transportation strikes, where individuals are confined to their homes. Despite the restriction, the experience is somewhat leisurely or vacation-like, often involving activities not typically partaken in during regular home life, such as indulging in hobbies, binge-watching, or creative home projects.

After the blizzard hit, we were on a week-long stuckation, complete with homemade spa days, movie marathons, and indoor camping with the kids.

stuckation by Astro-Turf January 18, 2024

suckathon 

When a girl sucks a man's penis for a very long time. Some of these events gather audiences.

Hey Bob, can't talk just heading home to get some popcorn, then I'm heading to the Jefferson's suckathon.

suckathon by thefunnykid June 23, 2008

med-sturbation 

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

Sickation 

Using sick time at work to get a paid vacation because you are about to lose your accumulated sick time or because you want days off but have no more vacation time.

I really want to get away next week but I used all my vacation time, I'll just take a sickation.

Sickation by benny_hill_show June 28, 2008

Snackation

A vacation where an abnormally large amount of junk food or snacks are consumed.

I went on vacation last year and ate 2 boxes of pop tarts, a family size bag of cheetos, half a box of chips ahoy cookies, and a pound of sour patch kids, and that was just in the car on the way there! It ended up being a real snackation...

Snackation by Ulmo August 21, 2008

e-sturbation

1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.

2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.

1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)

2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!

e-sturbation by Mark H August 25, 2004

Cry-sturbation 

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.

Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

Cry-sturbation by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011