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shuckatron 

A Shuckatron is a Pearl Consultant and Manager, but not your typical Pearl Girl. Pearl Girls are often harassed by trolls, but Shuckatron is whitty and claps back so often that they give up. She even has a miniature couch for those random couch auctions! Shuckatron creates a warm and friendly environment sharing her passion for pearls with everyone. She is fiercely protective over her Pearl Fam and all of her parties are all inclusive! Basically, her name says it all:

Survivor
Humble
Unique
Compassionate
Kind
Achiever
Truthful
Real
Outgoing
Noble
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suckathon 

When a girl sucks a man's penis for a very long time. Some of these events gather audiences.
Hey Bob, can't talk just heading home to get some popcorn, then I'm heading to the Jefferson's suckathon.
suckathon by thefunnykid June 23, 2008

Suckatron 

When all you do is suck a dick. It must be at least twenty dicks in 24 hours.
Marta: "Jeez, that girl is a real suckatron! She sucked like.. 33 dicks!"
Suckatron by fikzexx June 18, 2016

Shacktron 

Shacktron is an imaginary planet, but also just a word used to stirke fear in people when you yell it at them.
"SHACKTRON"
"Dude, ever since I left Shacktron, I've been so bored."
Shacktron by Moho April 30, 2004

Speckatron 

Some one very simple minded with a small penis that wears glasses and is getting on your nerves. Usually found with the birth name, Lewis or Samuel.
Oi Speckatron shut your mouth!
Speckatron by JoeMama2627363 October 31, 2019

Suckation 

adj. A level of sucking far worse then sucking alone. Measured in SU (Suck Units). Generally used in terms of people who are new to roleplaying, and thusly considered newbs or noobs.

If you suck, then you just suck. But if someone has to assign you a level of suckation, then you suck bad. For every level of suckation (Going from 1SU to 10SU, you have to multiply what it takes to suck by itself that number of times.)

Suckation Rankings:
*1SU - Frequently mispelled words. Poor punctuation. Short, nondescript posts. Occasional use of shorthand.(U R KOOL, for example.)

*2SU - Piss poor spelling. Almost non-existant punctuation. Horrid posts. Even more shorthand.

*3SU - Spelling like a dead cat. Punctuation - What's that? Posts look like this: 'beems kill u.' Shorthand rules.

*4SU - Anyone pulling PowerGame shit automatically moves directly to Suckation level 4. RolePlay is called RolePlay only because of the In Character Status. Kill me.

*5SU - Um, huh? Watching this person post is like nails on a chalkboard. PowerGaming prevails, along with excessive 'Im gunna suicide un less n e one cares' or other pity-party like quotes.

*6SU - Solo RP's (If they can be called that) spam the chat. Each post is short. Each post sucks. Each post makes anyone with a brain want to clean out their ears with a Roto-Rooter.

*7SU - Just seeing the offenders name is enough to make your hair stand on end. You wish you were blind.

*8SU - The person is forced to claim retardation to fend off insults.

*9SU - To be determined.

*10SU - One who is known to do make the same newbish moves and actions outside of the game as inside it.

Many of these definations modified from the original list to make them more universally applicable.
Wow, Ahaz the Druid Demon...That creates a whole new level of suckation right there.
Suckation by SilentJ7 August 28, 2006

Spunkatron

A transformers nerd that frequently masturbates to the female characters in the franchise.
Wow! Shut up about Megan Fox you Spunkatron!
Spunkatron by +-Jaymie-+ March 18, 2015