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A sentence/paragraph so bad you almost have a stroke.
Hi why did you do this I am so mad at you because of his i quit my jb and a homeless guy almos robbed me why iM going to tell the polce about thias I want to strangle you Please god help I cant how the

(adding in strypo because this was example not use in sentence lol)
strypo by "D*cktionary" January 6, 2022
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straponess 

A woman who performs anal penetration with strapon, AKA pegging, on man
Who is that, your girlfriend? No, she is my straponess
straponess by dildo777 September 24, 2018
A Christian hair metal band from the 80's. They wore black and yellow striped leather outfits. Their album "To Hell with the Devil" went platinum.
Speak of the devil
He's no friend of mine
To turn from him is what we have in mind

Just a liar and a thief
The word tells us so
We like to let him know
Where he can go

To hell with the devil
To hell with the devil

When things are going wrong
You know who to blame
He will always live
Up to his name

He's never been the answer
There's a better way
We are here to rock you
And to say
Stryper by Lorg Skyegon July 8, 2005

hollow strapon 

A harness with a dildo attached but the dildo is hollow allowing for a man to use it. Usually a male sex toy
"he wasn't getting the job done alone so he bought a hollow strapon to add a couple inches
hollow strapon by Jerome699 June 10, 2017

head strapon

I dildo attached to someones head
Me: "yo dude wat the fuck is that?"
Jon: "its what i used on ur mom last night. a head strapon."
head strapon by Ben [frostyhobo69] January 29, 2009

stripopottumus 

That fat chick was all over me last night. Ya she was a total stripopottumus
stripopottumus by kblfade January 22, 2015
A dildo that has a belt. Usually used by a woman to pork another woman. See "pork"
She used the strapon to pork her little sister's pinklovehole.
strapon by hggloub April 22, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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