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Misamiswitch 

Misamiswitch, or Misami for short, is when a person who hated one thing in the past becomes the thing they hated. Usually happens with people under 13, but can happen to teens and adults too. The word comes from prefixes mis- (meaning hate, wrong, bad) and ami- (love, enjoy, like). Can also be called the Misami Rule.
Derek was an antifurry a few years ago, but now all he talks about is furry stuff. Must be misamiswitch.
Misamiswitch by "D*cktionary" September 25, 2023
A sentence/paragraph so bad you almost have a stroke.
Hi why did you do this I am so mad at you because of his i quit my jb and a homeless guy almos robbed me why iM going to tell the polce about thias I want to strangle you Please god help I cant how the

(adding in strypo because this was example not use in sentence lol)
strypo by "D*cktionary" January 6, 2022

Cringe Counter 

The Cringe Counter is a chart directed to GZ/GA (newest generation) where there are 7 categories, listed below:
1: Perfectly Normal, no Twitter
2: Harmless, just harmless jokes
3: Approaching, uses Twitter and has behavior of stan
4: Slightly Cringe, uses Twitter a lot and has behavior of stan
5: Cringe, is just very cringe
6: Alpha Cringe, Zoophile/P*dophile supporter
7: Beta Cringe R*pesexual supporter
(for those who are wondering, GEN A is the newest generation)
That guy was apparently ranked Alpha Cringe on the Cringe Counter!
Cringe Counter by "D*cktionary" January 6, 2022

Suck Levels 

There are a few types of "Suck" that people use. They all vary on the level (ex: suck = 2) The types are on a scale of insults. "Suck" levels determine how much you want to insult the person.
1) Oof
2) Sucks
3) Suks
4) Succs/Succz
5) Sukks/Sukkz
6) Saks/Sacs
7) Sax
8) Sux
SUCK LEVELS:
This oofs! (Mega Clean)
This sucks (Cleanish)
This suks (Mild)
This succs / This succz (Mild Insult)
This sukks / This sukkz (Medium Insult)
This saks / This sacs (Pointing Insult)
This sax (Hurt Intended)
This sux (You Mean It)
Suck Levels by "D*cktionary" January 1, 2021

Cbeebies 

Cringey, mediocre baby television. Since babys don't ever really watch television, it goes down to 12 year olds attempting "If I cringe, the video ends - Cbeebies" videos then uploading them for nothing but feeling good.
"Cbeebies is stupid." said the 12 year old.
Cbeebies by "D*cktionary" December 8, 2020

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An event happening to a keyboard when the person operating the computer decides to press all of their keys then copy paste patterns of other key paths, then combine them all and look up the results.
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Jumungleflorp

Jumungleflorp. Thats it
Jumungleflorp by "D*cktionary" December 3, 2020