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Strapolate 

When a girl estimates how large her strapon needs to be for her girlfriend.

Usually involves one female partner testing a wide range of dildos on the other female partner.

When one partner is strapolating the other, the latter partner is said to be being "strapolated" by the other partner (present tense).

Once the female partner being tested on cannot take a larger dildo without being in excruciating pain, she is said to be "strapolated" (as the correct strapon length & width has been determined). This being the past tense.

When one partner is strapolating the other, she is said to be undergoing, "strapolation".

Strapolation must be undertook with extreme care, as an overly large dildo used as a strapon can cause serious harm to the partner who is having the dildo inserted into her. When such occurs, this is known as, "overstrapolation", as the partner has over-estimated how much of a dildo her partner can take. "Understrapolation", occurs when the partner strapolates a smaller dildo than is required, thus leaving the partner dissatisfied.
"Michelle, why don't you strapolate, then we'll get to it."

"That looks a bit big for me Emily..."

"No, I've just strapolated you, and its fine".

"What are you doing Rebecca?"

"Oh I'm just trying to strapolate for Erin, but she keeps moaning about it when I try."

"Damn it Mel! You f***ing over-strapolated again, that really hurts!

"Yeah... it feels alright I guess. Are you sure you didn't under-strapolate again.

After a very gruelling hour, Jo finally strapolated Lauren, and the enjoyed a very pleasant half an hour with each other

Whilst Anna was busy strapolating Rose, she became aware that she was very aroused.
Strapolate by funkybod January 26, 2011
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Strapolate 

When a girl estimates how large her strapon needs to be for her girlfriend.
Michelle, why don't you strapolate how large your strap on needs to be, then we'll get to it
Strapolate by funkybod January 25, 2011

Strawlatex 

(Pronounced Straw-la-techs)

a scent combining the scent of strawberries, chocolate and sex.

Richard McNally ©
Oh fuck is that Strawlatex, WHERE IS HE. HE MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE.. Girl i'm going home with him to do the no pants dance....

stradlater 

A nickname that refers to a man's sexual magnetism, often related from his amount of time spent shirtless and in front of the mirror. Stradlaters, or "Strads" for short, are irrestible to the opposite sex.
That Stradlater is one sexy beast.
stradlater by jawrsh July 18, 2005

Strapilate

Using a strap on dildo to penetrate your partner.
I'm going to strapilate the shit out of you biatch.
Strapilate by Alehandro Pingo January 28, 2007

strapulate 

When you're face/skin is dry after exposure to water.
After I take a shower I need to apply moisturizer before my face strapulates
strapulate by SonicNeonHell February 28, 2015

Strawcolate 

A mixture between strawberry and chocolate in cake flavors, ice cream..etc
Jim and I baked a Strawcolate cake yesterday.
Strawcolate by Sico June 26, 2012