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Straponed

Being anally penetrated with a strap-on by your nazi-lesbian of a teacher for the smallest of mistakes.
Ms. Furious brutally straponed me because I was 3 words under the minimum count.
by Ub3rGruB August 16, 2012
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Stay strapped or get clapped

Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.
A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!
by tommy2scoops April 5, 2020
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chin strapped

British army slang to mean extremely tired or worn out. As if to be hanging from the chinstrap of ones helmet.
he was chin strapped after the 1o mile run
by rojoags June 2, 2009
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Stay strapped or get clapped

A saying which means to carry a weapon/gun (being strapped) on one's person at all times or suffer the possibility of being a victim if SHTF (being shot/stabbed/killed = getting clapped)

Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!
Bro 1: Yo did you see the news, some batshit crazy guy shot up a mall!

Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.
by Shores386 January 15, 2021
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stay strapped

Homie you strapped?
Bitch nigga I stay strapped!
by AJG3 June 12, 2014
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strapped

to have a gun on oneself
that nigga is strapped nigga! that nigga'll run up on u with a 9 nigga!
by thefilla June 8, 2004
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strabone

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is woke, he is a feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.
that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl, you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

only a strabone owns a leather couch ;)

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!

that lion is like a weaker version of a strabone combined with the grace of a flamingo's leg.

I need a strabone to keep me warm at night.
by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020
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