Straponese

The Lesbian Nationality

Woman 1: Did you see that lady? She looked like a total Dyke!

Woman 2: Yeah I know, she's Straponese.

by Lick O'Lot Opuss December 23, 2009

straponess

A woman who performs anal penetration with strapon, AKA pegging, on man

Who is that, your girlfriend? No, she is my straponess

by dildo777 September 24, 2018

Straponed

Being anally penetrated with a strap-on by your nazi-lesbian of a teacher for the smallest of mistakes.

Ms. Furious brutally straponed me because I was 3 words under the minimum count.

by Ub3rGruB August 16, 2012

straponista

straponista ; a woman with a lifestyle of strapon attack peggings on men and futanari shemales and women alike.

futanari shemale: oh my! that straponista did it again :0

by gayb1995 August 14, 2023

Shaponese

A bitch that plays transformice. She can most commonly be located lurking in the comment sections of the cafe. She is a mysterious, but sassy bitch and a force not to be reckoned with.

"Them: Holy Moly! have you guys met Shaponese?"
"Me: Yeah! She sure is one sexy bitch"

by The Wild Rat August 24, 2019

straponistics

An Artistic way of imagining an essential attachment necessary to hold on to something

I never thought straponistics was real until my Arm fell off

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Straponasaurus Wrecks

Straponosaurus is a genus of large thrustarod dinosaur. The species Straponosaurus Wrecks (Wrecks meaning "keep crying $£ut I'll f**k you with your tears, that's right, rubber balls deep ho3" in Latin), often called She. Wrecks or They/Them-Wrecks, is one of the most highly sought after yet highly feared thrustarod's to roam this planet. Plowing a massive hole across western North America, leaving countless gimps, subs, drunk college chicks, weekend warriors, and jock catfish seizing, leaking, and sucking their thumbs in her wake. Straponosaurus identifies as a bi predatorial carnivore, featuring a massive round haunches Feng shui'd by the adornment of a long extending, heavy rubber staff. Relative to her large and powerful lower attributes, her waist remains slim and corseted, her arms still feminine while her shockingly powerful latex clad hands clench her leash and riding crop, confidently, the tools of her trade. Straponosaurus Wrecks is an Apex Predator and undisputed heavyweight pipe throw champion of the world. Approach with extreme caution and a full understanding of the risks involved.

Hey Tanner is Bryce off this week? Naw Bro, word is he found a rabbit hole while surfing porn on the dark web. Him and Thad threw in and hired Straponasaurus Wrecks, he won't be back, or walking again....

by Owaa-Tafoo-lyam February 4, 2023