1. A
tall, German man with a mustache. Friendly in disposition, he
will use bizarre words such as "ooshkamooshka" and "turtlewax". Despite the fact that he refers to you by embarassing (and often random) nicknames like "
Swoosh", "Golden Feet", and "Beaker", and basically tricked you into learning about science and/or life, you'll end up loving him anyway.