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struggly 

The state of being both hideously unattractive, and socially awkward. One who is struggly would have to seriously struggle to fit in to a 'normal' social situation.
"dude, that chick was so struggly that even a hobo would turn down her company...."
struggly by overlord19 March 3, 2007
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Struggly 

A Struggly is essentially a Snuggie with arm space but no holes and footie like style bottoms. They are especially made for small dogs and children and are called "Struggly"'s because they make you struggle on tile floors and other slippery surfaces. Please leave your children and small dogs unnatended when using a Struggly and also feel free to videotape their struggles.

Also comes with an attachable leash .
E : That babies having trouble maneuvering that tile floor

J: Yeah, I just bought it a Struggly.
Struggly by J1280 November 29, 2010

Struggly 

A state of being where one is struggling to function physically and/or mentally, often after a hangover or serious illness.
Mike: Are you coming out tonight?

Not Mike: Nah, I'm still feeling struggly from the flu. I'm gonna take it easy today.

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Gina: You look like death, what the hell is the matter with you?

Not Gina: Mmmph, too much to drink last night. So struggly. Go away.
Struggly by nashc April 16, 2014

Struggleshooting 

Spending an excessive amount of time investigating the source of a problem but making absolutely no progress; the most maddeningly frustrating of troubleshooting sessions.
I spent what seemed like forever struggleshooting a bug in my computer program's source code before I just gave up and found a new career.
Struggleshooting by Bogrimm April 10, 2017

Pick a struggle 

Decide what challenge you want to focus your efforts and energies on.
Zero in on one difficulty and abandon all others.
You cant be broke and ugly my friend. Pick a struggle.
Pick a struggle by smoking_acez December 18, 2017

struggle bandit 

Typically black men who are career criminals, committing crimes such as burglary, assault, robbery, etc. They are repeat offenders and spend most of their adult life in prison. They use having a criminal record as an excuse to not work or take care of their children. They are delusional in the belief that they only get arrested for crimes they commit due to systemic racism. They don't comply with police and sometimes the outcome is deadly. They are lazy, shiftless, entitled and feel like the whole world owes them something because their ancestors were slaves. They are sociopaths who believe that they are incapable of doing anything wrong and that their failures in life are a result of racism. They don't take any accountability for their actions. They see how fatherlessness in the home destroys the lives of black children and they couldn't give a flying f*** about it. They are selfish, malignant narcissists who don't care about the well-being of the women and children in their communities. They don't value their women and either exploit, abuse them or take them for granted. They tend to abandon their children because they themselves did not have fathers growing up and sadistically would like to see their children suffer the same fate they have.
Nahla: "Hey, girl. Did you hear what happened to the lady next door?"
Shanna: "No. What happened?"
Nahla: "Jamal broke into her house, robbed her, then took off. The police are looking for him."
Shanna: "That's terrible what happened to her. I hope the police catch that struggle bandit."
struggle bandit by Jaja Dannevik October 21, 2021
A person that struggles. The name Douglas combined with struggle.
"Hey Joey look at that guy trying to rap. He's such a Strugglas."
"I looked like such a Strugglas when I fell down the 17 flights of stairs last week."
Strugglas by Wasian Sensation March 11, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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