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Stroopwaffle

1. According to a Hetalia Kink Meme, "Two crisp, crumbly cookies adhered with a sticky, syrup filling. Firm and chewy when cold, but left to cover a hot, steaming cup of coffee, the core went all melty. From toffee to caramel in consistency. The kind that stuck to the roof of your mouth and you had to lick and suck at furiously to get off."

2. We have no idea, but also according to a Hetalia Kink Meme, some sort of service offered by prostitutes that involves 5 pints of some unidentifiable liquid, 14 eggs, a whisk, and a coat hanger.
1. "Mmmm, these stroopwaffles are delicious."

2. "Ow, stroopwaffling sounds painful."
Stroopwaffle by Rovonos February 1, 2009
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Stroopwaffle

I pissed my girlfriend off one day and she kicked me right in my stroopwaffles.

Stroopwaffle

This occurs when a female hasn't cleaned the beaver for a long time causing a dark liquid to ooz out.
She took her draws off and I knew she hadn't cleaned the vag in a while cause there it was, the stroopwaffle.
Stroopwaffle by Slagburn January 6, 2023

Stroopwafel Community 

A lovely community under a chess master and Twitch-partnered streamer, Anna-Maja Kazarian. Grandmasters during her puzzle streams and English masters during her reading streams. VIPs often get Skrew'd and mods often riot but the rest of chat usually behaves ;) . You will see Luke beat Tom even though Tom thinks he's superior. Basically dominated by Tulips - hard to organize a sub vs. plebs battle because of all the love and support from the gifted subs.
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stroopwafel 

A dutch pastry that is round with syrup in between 2 flat waffles. It is also known as a siroopwafel.
Don't forget to try a stroopwafel, especially from a Saturday market while in Holland.
stroopwafel by huffnuts August 8, 2007

Stroopwaffel

"Stroopwaffeling" someone refers to when you sit on another person, often without their consent, typically on public transport, e.g Trains and Buses.
"Fuck man I accidentally turned a woman into a stroopwaffel on the train this morning"
Stroopwaffel by serpion April 7, 2019

Stroopwafel 

A sex act involving a man, two women, and a corduroy bed covering. The women lay down on the corduroy in the missionary position while the man alternates between them. After a few minutes the women rotate 90 degrees so that the impressions from the corduroy on their backs makes a waffle pattern. The man ejaculates on the stomach of one of the women and then the other woman lays down on top of the first woman face to face to simulate the Dutch pastry made from waffle cookies sandwiched around a caramel filling.
I got a little drunk with those girls....they noticed my corduroy bed sheets and the next thing you know we were making a Stroopwafel.
Stroopwafel by ThreedeeM September 14, 2010