stroked it

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a term used to describe an instance when you completly dominate a situation

Man I completly stroked that test, yeah i kicked it's ass

stroked it by General Erwin Rommel January 22, 2005

Words you can keep

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

stroke it

(V) Another term for male masturbation

Sean likes to stroke it in bed in front of a piture of his dad.

stroke it by Sean_is_a_basterd.net.com.org October 23, 2003

Beef Stroke It Off

The gentle art of onanism.
ie wank

No, i cant come out tonight, im having beef stroke it session.

Beef Stroke It Off by Anonymous December 28, 2004

stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know

When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit

stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole by daflashers June 25, 2017

Stroke it Monday

The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.

Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.

Stroke it Monday by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026