stretch arm strong 

A great hardcore band that has its roots in both the Punk and metal.

stretch arm strong by ace November 6, 2003

stretch armstrong 

A guy who has a penis that is smaller than average while flaccid, but larger than average while erect.

I thought he had a tiny cock until he got hard. When I saw how big it was then, I realized he was a stretch armstrong.

stretch armstrong by Shaun K October 16, 2007

Stretch Armstrong 

A sexy young alpha who doesn't take crap from anyone, want to kill him? You can't, want to shoot him? The bullet will just bounce off his soft rubber skin, want to tear him limb from limb? Come on, you can't, its in the name. Stretch Armstrong is such an alpha he will steal your girl, your mum, your dad, your dog and you just to leave you at the last moment, just look at that confident face he can suck himself off if he wants to.

Man stretch Armstrong really penetrated my anal cavities hard last night they still hurt

Stretch Armstrong by Stretcharmstrongismysenpai June 27, 2020

Stretch Armstrong 

1, slang: When you stretch either your arms, legs or both to get something and succeed, unless you get Vac-Manned.
2, toy: A rubber and syrup toy with a plastic head. He used to have actual clothes but HASBRO CHANGED TO FRIKIN PAINTED-ON! WHY!

1: Why did you Stretch Armstrong when I was going to?
2: Stretch Armstrong is a cool toy when you don't break it.

Stretch Armstrong by Yoghurt With Sprinkles May 1, 2020

STRETCH ARMSTRONG 

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

STRETCH ARMSTRONG by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

Pop a Stretch Armstrong 

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.

1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.

Pop a Stretch Armstrong by Gel-filled action figure September 8, 2010

stretch armstrong 

the gay toy with a plastic head and a rubber suit thats filled w/ some fukin nasty gooey stuff, and when u try to stretch it too far, it explodes and hardens over all of ur things.

I was playing with my stretch armstrong when it pop and got its goop shit in my eye, causing temporary blindness and extreme pain

stretch armstrong by Abrash April 18, 2006