ace's definitions

wofl

Wriggling on the floor laughing

<dav> why did i just kickmyself?
<steve> hahaha WOFL!

by Ace April 10, 2005

tennis face

You know how most women in tennis have wicked bodies and ugly ass faces? Well, tennis face is a term used to describe a chick with a fine ass body, and the face of a man.

"From the back that girl looks fine, but she's really quite the tennis face."

by Ace January 6, 2004

two bagger

ugly girl

by ace August 3, 2003

grundola

The space between your rectum and your balls. Also known as the "guiche" in technical terms.

"Oh man, I just got my grundola pierced, that shit hurt!"

by Ace December 6, 2003

poonclosh

>verb. the act of thrusting one's pelvis in such a way that one's testicles and penis slap against the abdomen and taint, emitting a noise, commonly performed by males.

"I love to poonclosh when I get out of the shower"

by ace November 30, 2004

germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.

"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."

by Ace December 9, 2003

cocomo

1) COnstructive COst MOdel
2) The finest creation of USC
3) The biggest waste of time and most useless piece of software
4) The most screwed up class at USC teaches how to use Cocomo and how it works
5) An island off the Florida keys
6) Home of the University of Indiana
7) A place where I want to retire to.
8) Land of beautiful palm trees and gorgeous babes.
9) Paradise on earth, why would I live anywhere else
10) One of the few words with so many diverse and different definitions

That's where we wanna go, way down to Cocomo.

by ace April 9, 2004