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Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace September 1, 2008
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Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace July 30, 2008
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wofl

<dav> why did i just kickmyself?
<steve> hahaha WOFL!
by Ace April 10, 2005
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fool of a took

1. An insult proclaiming that the person called so is dumb, stupid, or unintellegent.

2) More than just a mere fool one who is VERY stupid. Fool of a TOOK.
Robert: 1 + 1= 5!!!
John: Actually...The correct answer to such an equation would be 2 (Two)
Robert:NO ITS NOT OMG YOU'RE SO RETATED
John:...Fool of a Took...
by Ace April 12, 2005
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Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).
Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!
by Ace May 8, 2005
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bri'janae

A French girl that sucks everybody dicks and well do a little extra for some change.
Who is that?
That's bri'Janae let's go get our dick sucked.
by Ace June 11, 2014
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Neal Schon

The under rated guitarist for Journey. AKA TFRG.
He plays almost a Neal Schon lead.
by ace October 21, 2003
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