stressbait

Masturbation due to extreme stress

There goes Jonathan stressbaiting again after working everyday this week.

by FlackyWhacky August 11, 2019

Stressballin'

When you squeeze/grope something in the same way you would a stress ball for the purpose of either de-stressing, or having fun.

"Rune, why do you keep grabbing my ass?"
"No reason in particular, just stressballin'"
"Oh, well stop."
"No thanks"

by TeaCats 👾 June 3, 2023

Stressball

Someone who is so stressed out that they want to crawl into the fetal position and cry for their mama.

With all these shinanigans happening I am going to turn into a stressball.

Or She looks like a stressball!

by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010

stresscation

a vacation you are forced to go on that usually ends up being more stressful than your everyday life

That time I stayed at Aunt Marge's house for Thanksgiving was a total stresscation.

by WurdSkollar October 20, 2010

DIY Stressball

Something you will spend hours watching other people make on YouTube, but will never actually make yourself.

I really want a DIY Stressball, but it's a lot of effort to make.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

stressbaker

Someone who cooks or bakes to relieve stress.

So you baked a double batch of brownies because you're worried about your audition results? Wow, you're such a stressbaker!

by batski January 2, 2011

Stressbaker

Crazy people who make cookies and shit at 2:00 in the morning because they're losing sleep over something that shouldn't be thinking about for another eight or so hours.

That stressbaker was up drunk and making pie until four in the morning.

by Ambam! March 14, 2016