DIY Stressball

Something you will spend hours watching other people make on YouTube, but will never actually make yourself.

I really want a DIY Stressball, but it's a lot of effort to make.

by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016

Kemma Slay

The very best. Knows EVERYTHING. Even knows you. ;)

Who wrote that? Kemma Slay, of course.

by KEMMA SLAY June 30, 2016

🔥🎶

The emoji equivalent to fire mixtape.

Dude listen to my 🔥🎶

by KEMMA SLAY June 28, 2016

Grey Bae

An old person who you want to be your bae.

The Queen of England is my Grey Bae.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Quisper

Subtlety ask someone a question about a person you are having a conversation with to a friend.

We were having a conversation with Mary, Luke and Fred, and I wasn't sure if Mary and Luke were together so I had to quisper to Fred.

by KEMMA SLAY June 30, 2016

Naptist Church

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.

Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church

by KEMMA SLAY June 27, 2016

Perfried

The burning feeling in your nose when you spend too much time at bath and body works.

My nose is so perfried from picking out perfume.

I wish salespeople would stop spraying perfume at me, it's perfrying my nostrils.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016