strakitar 

The greatest being alive. He is known by his community to be the best. He plays TFC. He is cool.

Strakitar: Hi GUYZZZZZ!! MOUNT ME! I Rz the coolest. HAHA... Vote fer me. I r the smartest!!!

strakitar by [MOUNT ME] Snuggles February 23, 2005

Strativariable 

The abomination, assault and stratification of the English language that the intended audience realizes is total gibberish.

Individual delivering a Strativariable believes he/she is making sense, when in fact, individual is looked upon as an oaf.

Strativariable - This is no longer a priority. In fact, it's a mute point, but I'm just talking out loud.

Another of countless Strativariables: Someone's feeding him information. I think we have a 'mold' down here.

Strativariable by Angry English Professional March 4, 2011

Straidar 

Kind of like gaydar except instead of being able to tell if somebody is gay, straidar tells you that he/she straight even if he/she acts, looks, or talks as though he/she is gay.

It's the Heterosexual spidey-sense

Bob: Dude it seems like every time i'm near you my gaydar goes of the charts.

Rob: Don't worry Bob that's probably just your straidar.

Straidar by Addled Mind December 16, 2005

Straitor 

Former member of AE and ^rS
Extremely Long Haired Hippie looking dood that pwns n00bs at AA. otherwise hes just King Asshole.

That guy is such a Straitor

Straitor by 2.Dolla.H00k3r March 28, 2005

straitature 

to describe something very straight or how immaculately straight something is.

the straitature of this desk is immaculate😃

straitature by abinaynay42 December 12, 2020

straitaphobic

An irrational hate or disdain for strait people felt by gays and lesbians. Antonym: homophobic.

Bruce: Look and Ashly and Mark making out over. It makes me sick they just have to put it in your face like that.

Keith: Don't be so judgmental and straitaphobic. And by the way, you've spilled salsa on your fuchsia colored capris pants. homophobic, hater}. judgmental

straitaphobic by Florilla November 6, 2014

Stradivarius 

When a situation is awkward and you want to leave urgently!

Guys this is Stradivarius af, I want to go home in 2 minutes please!

Stradivarius by sil23456789 January 6, 2021