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Strativariable 

The abomination, assault and stratification of the English language that the intended audience realizes is total gibberish.

Individual delivering a Strativariable believes he/she is making sense, when in fact, individual is looked upon as an oaf.
Strativariable - This is no longer a priority. In fact, it's a mute point, but I'm just talking out loud.

Another of countless Strativariables: Someone's feeding him information. I think we have a 'mold' down here.

Straidar 

Kind of like gaydar except instead of being able to tell if somebody is gay, straidar tells you that he/she straight even if he/she acts, looks, or talks as though he/she is gay.

It's the Heterosexual spidey-sense
Bob: Dude it seems like every time i'm near you my gaydar goes of the charts.

Rob: Don't worry Bob that's probably just your straidar.
Straidar by Addled Mind December 16, 2005

Straitor 

Former member of AE and ^rS
Extremely Long Haired Hippie looking dood that pwns n00bs at AA. otherwise hes just King Asshole.
That guy is such a Straitor
Straitor by 2.Dolla.H00k3r March 28, 2005

straitature 

to describe something very straight or how immaculately straight something is.
the straitature of this desk is immaculate😃
straitature by abinaynay42 December 12, 2020

straitaphobic

An irrational hate or disdain for strait people felt by gays and lesbians. Antonym: homophobic.
Bruce: Look and Ashly and Mark making out over. It makes me sick they just have to put it in your face like that.

Keith: Don't be so judgmental and straitaphobic. And by the way, you've spilled salsa on your fuchsia colored capris pants. homophobic, [hater}. judgmental
straitaphobic by Florilla November 6, 2014

Stradivarius 

When a situation is awkward and you want to leave urgently!
Guys this is Stradivarius af, I want to go home in 2 minutes please!
Stradivarius by sil23456789 January 6, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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