strakitar

The greatest being alive. He is known by his community to be the best. He plays TFC. He is cool.

Strakitar: Hi GUYZZZZZ!! MOUNT ME! I Rz the coolest. HAHA... Vote fer me. I r the smartest!!!

by [MOUNT ME] Snuggles February 23, 2005

Strativariable

The abomination, assault and stratification of the English language that the intended audience realizes is total gibberish.

Individual delivering a Strativariable believes he/she is making sense, when in fact, individual is looked upon as an oaf.

Strativariable - This is no longer a priority. In fact, it's a mute point, but I'm just talking out loud.

Another of countless Strativariables: Someone's feeding him information. I think we have a 'mold' down here.

by Angry English Professional March 4, 2011

Straidar

Kind of like gaydar except instead of being able to tell if somebody is gay, straidar tells you that he/she straight even if he/she acts, looks, or talks as though he/she is gay.

It's the Heterosexual spidey-sense

Bob: Dude it seems like every time i'm near you my gaydar goes of the charts.

Rob: Don't worry Bob that's probably just your straidar.

by Addled Mind December 16, 2005

Straitor

Former member of AE and ^rS
Extremely Long Haired Hippie looking dood that pwns n00bs at AA. otherwise hes just King Asshole.

That guy is such a Straitor

by 2.Dolla.H00k3r March 28, 2005

straitature

to describe something very straight or how immaculately straight something is.

the straitature of this desk is immaculate😃

by abinaynay42 December 12, 2020

straitaphobic

An irrational hate or disdain for strait people felt by gays and lesbians. Antonym: homophobic.

Bruce: Look and Ashly and Mark making out over. It makes me sick they just have to put it in your face like that.

Keith: Don't be so judgmental and straitaphobic. And by the way, you've spilled salsa on your fuchsia colored capris pants. homophobic, hater}. judgmental

by Florilla November 6, 2014

Stradivarius

When a situation is awkward and you want to leave urgently!

Guys this is Stradivarius af, I want to go home in 2 minutes please!

by sil23456789 January 6, 2021