1 definition by Angry English Professional

The abomination, assault and stratification of the English language that the intended audience realizes is total gibberish.

Individual delivering a Strativariable believes he/she is making sense, when in fact, individual is looked upon as an oaf.
Strativariable - This is no longer a priority. In fact, it's a mute point, but I'm just talking out loud.

Another of countless Strativariables: Someone's feeding him information. I think we have a 'mold' down here.
by Angry English Professional February 18, 2011
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