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straitagey

either theoretically straight and aging or spelling is hard
Is she a straitagey???
by thatbiotch02 April 10, 2022
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Stratagy

(strah-TAH-gee)

1. A form of marketing/customer service, focusing on making the customers' and/or clients' experience as horrendous and juvenile as possible.

2. An aura of completely unrequited doucheiness, usually followed with empty threats and boasts.

3. An infectious mental disorder rendering the victim unable to comprehend basic grammar and sentence structure; along with other effects such as terrible spelling and repeated use of the word 'bro'.
1. Ocean Marketing is making history as the first cooperation to use stratagy in all of it's customer-related programs.

2. Everyone reviled Terrance for his mastery of stratagy; it was impossible not to get an urge to punch him in the face.

3. Doctor, the patient is unable to form simple sentences and his IQ is dropping at an exponential rate; we are certain it must be Stratagy.
by ironlunch December 30, 2011
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stratagy

The word "strategy" misspelled by the world famous douche-bag Paul Christoforo
"after 'ocean marketting' our new company name will be 'ocean stratagy' "
by michaelcox December 30, 2011
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Stratagedy

A strategic tragedy; A tragedy that has a particular end result in mind; a calculated tragedy for a specific gain (i.e. sympathy, power, money, war, nation)
People that believe 9-11 was an inside job think the attack was a stratagedy to get billions for Homeland Security and war.
by antoniuslyon April 21, 2009
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stratagy

A creatively-brainstormed course of action regarding sedimentary-rock formations, social levels, or tasty multi-layered casserole-dishes.
Making a variety of oven-baked casseroles and puddings is a good stratagy for pleasing pretty much everyone who attends a communal gathering.
by QuacksO February 4, 2022
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Stratagetic

(adj.) it's just strategic, but it sounds WAY cooler
"Dude, that was so stratagetic!"
"The stratagetic way to go about creating perpetual motion is to sneakily slap a buttered toast on the back of a cat. Then pull the latch to the trap floor and watch as perpetual motion begins in front of your own eyes!"
by R063R February 2, 2023
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The Chimpanzee Stratagee

The Chimpanzee Stratagee is a war tactic where you send in Chimpanzee's with guns most commonly used for them are Ak-47's as it is an easy and cheap weapon meaning losing one is barely touched in your militaries budget.
"Ahh shit hey commander they are doing The Chimpanzee Stratagee
by Commander Chimp February 3, 2021
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