straitagey
Is she a straitagey???
straitagey by thatbiotch02 April 10, 2022
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stratagy
stratagy by michaelcox December 30, 2011
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Stratagy
(strah-TAH-gee)
1. A form of marketing/customer service, focusing on making the customers' and/or clients' experience as horrendous and juvenile as possible.
2. An aura of completely unrequited doucheiness, usually followed with empty threats and boasts.
3. An infectious mental disorder rendering the victim unable to comprehend basic grammar and sentence structure; along with other effects such as terrible spelling and repeated use of the word 'bro'.
1. A form of marketing/customer service, focusing on making the customers' and/or clients' experience as horrendous and juvenile as possible.
2. An aura of completely unrequited doucheiness, usually followed with empty threats and boasts.
3. An infectious mental disorder rendering the victim unable to comprehend basic grammar and sentence structure; along with other effects such as terrible spelling and repeated use of the word 'bro'.
1. Ocean Marketing is making history as the first cooperation to use stratagy in all of it's customer-related programs.
2. Everyone reviled Terrance for his mastery of stratagy; it was impossible not to get an urge to punch him in the face.
3. Doctor, the patient is unable to form simple sentences and his IQ is dropping at an exponential rate; we are certain it must be Stratagy.
2. Everyone reviled Terrance for his mastery of stratagy; it was impossible not to get an urge to punch him in the face.
3. Doctor, the patient is unable to form simple sentences and his IQ is dropping at an exponential rate; we are certain it must be Stratagy.
Stratagedy
A strategic tragedy; A tragedy that has a particular end result in mind; a calculated tragedy for a specific gain (i.e. sympathy, power, money, war, nation)
People that believe 9-11 was an inside job think the attack was a stratagedy to get billions for Homeland Security and war.
Stratagedy by antoniuslyon April 21, 2009
Stratagetic
"Dude, that was so stratagetic!"
"The stratagetic way to go about creating perpetual motion is to sneakily slap a buttered toast on the back of a cat. Then pull the latch to the trap floor and watch as perpetual motion begins in front of your own eyes!"
"The stratagetic way to go about creating perpetual motion is to sneakily slap a buttered toast on the back of a cat. Then pull the latch to the trap floor and watch as perpetual motion begins in front of your own eyes!"
Stratagetic by R063R February 2, 2023
The Chimpanzee Stratagee
The Chimpanzee Stratagee is a war tactic where you send in Chimpanzee's with guns most commonly used for them are Ak-47's as it is an easy and cheap weapon meaning losing one is barely touched in your militaries budget.
The Chimpanzee Stratagee by Commander Chimp February 3, 2021
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