Definitions by Florilla

antigress

The exact opposite of progress.

Law partner Boss: How are you all doing on the Peterson case--any progress?

Law associates: No actually antigress. We got shot down three times in court today.

antigress by Florilla March 14, 2024

Face Condom 

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus

Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.

Face Condom by Florilla June 27, 2020

Face Condom 

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus

Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.

Face Condom by Florilla June 27, 2020

Cosbied 

To be drugged and used for sex

Miller: Hey I heard Jason hooked up with Madison last night.

Francis: How is that possible, she's like 20 points hotter than he is.

Miller: I guess he musta Cosbied her

Cosbied by Florilla September 2, 2015

straitaphobic

An irrational hate or disdain for strait people felt by gays and lesbians. Antonym: homophobic.

Bruce: Look and Ashly and Mark making out over. It makes me sick they just have to put it in your face like that.

Keith: Don't be so judgmental and straitaphobic. And by the way, you've spilled salsa on your fuchsia colored capris pants. homophobic, [hater}. judgmental

straitaphobic by Florilla November 6, 2014

Shebola 

An extremely toxic girl

The party broke up abruptly after Shebola entered the room

Shebola by Florilla October 25, 2014