5 definitions by Florilla

1
An irrational hate or disdain for strait people felt by gays and lesbians. Antonym: homophobic.
Bruce: Look and Ashly and Mark making out over. It makes me sick they just have to put it in your face like that.

Keith: Don't be so judgmental and straitaphobic. And by the way, you've spilled salsa on your fuchsia colored capris pants. homophobic, hater}. judgmental
by Florilla November 06, 2014
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2
To be drugged and used for sex
Miller: Hey I heard Jason hooked up with Madison last night.

Francis: How is that possible, she's like 20 points hotter than he is.

Miller: I guess he musta Cosbied her
by Florilla July 31, 2015
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3
Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus
Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.
by Florilla June 27, 2020
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Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus
Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.
by Florilla June 27, 2020
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