Stroketard

A gender confused hipster born after '81 who thinks the strokes are an indie band with a creative voice and/or catchy "hooks".

Let's get off of Bedford Ave and away from Anna Maria Pizza, it smells like Stroketards.

by hornos de microondas March 14, 2009

stroketard

A person who has had a stroke and has become a touch retarded.

Erica Smith has become a stroketard since her accident...

by juggling_my_identity March 6, 2009

stonetarded

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome

t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here

by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

streetarded

Used to describe a person without street smarts; i.e. lacking the common sense required to deal with the potential dangers of real life outside of school.

1: Sure, he gets straight A's and all, but he's extremely streetarded.
2: Damn.

by nyloisbroke February 28, 2020

toy storetard

a person who is a retard when it comes to toys

My friend just bought my brother a barbie doll. what a toy storetard.

by Stavi Serksnis December 31, 2009

smoketarded

1. adj. having smoked so much weed that even while not high you act retarded/high.

see also smoketard

Oh man, you're so smoketarded. When was the last time you got high?

by brio May 28, 2006

Streetard

Your everyday normal person, who is not medically retarded, but acts in a way that makes you think, "man, that dumbfuck is retarded!" Used as to not offend medically retarded people.

Man, that fucker almost hit my car pulling out of the parking lot, what the streetard!

by SuperdyDuperty August 1, 2018