Straightgay 

A straight guy (With our without female partner) who likes to occasionally dabble in sexual acts with a gay guy. All actions excluding anal are acceptable if your that way inclined, but if you take it up the stinker your gonna need to tell your girlfriend that you aint going to be appreciating that pussy anymore cause your Gay!

NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!

Straightgay: Hello Twink, how do you fancy sucking my fat shiny chess piece?

Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?

Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!

Straightgay by Chesspiece February 11, 2010

Straightgay 

A member of the lesbian, gay, or bisexual community who does not support the other alternative choices/lifestyles.

Straightgay Steve did not support the trans female entry in the Olympics.

Straightgay by BearDoc July 26, 2023

Straight Gay Guy 

A gay guy who acts straight; reverse metro-sexual

Matt's one of those straight gay guys. By the way he acts and dresses, you'd never guess he was gay.

Straight Gay Guy by Gipples September 15, 2009

Portland Straightjacket 

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.

Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

Portland Straightjacket by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011

Straightback buffs 

Expensive Cartier Frames.... Made from Buffalo Tusks.!!!!

Im bout to snatch that nigga All White Straightback Buffs.!!!
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"

Straightback buffs by Rack Dropper October 23, 2009

straightdar 

the ability to sense if someone is heterosexual.

Bill- "Dude, my straightdar is tingling over that guy you were talking about."

Chris- "Damn it, man. I was definitely going to go hit on his cute ass."

straightdar by Ladron June 28, 2010

Straightbars 

"Describes something impressive, or otherwise epic. Interchangeable with "cool, awesome, boss, etc."

Guy #1:Omg he beasted on them

Guy #2: That was straightbars

Straightbars by L_Dub August 14, 2012