stpuma

Short for stick that penis up my ass

“HEY BOTSKI STPUMA!!!”

by Bharatobama69 March 10, 2021

Spuma

Spooning friends from behind - against their will - while wearing puma shoes. Sometimes while mid-run.

a heteosexual surprise sport

Did you see Adam Spuma the shit out of that guy the other day??

by evilBaron April 21, 2011

Stumart

When someone is smarter then you but they are also stupid.

Human 1: And she did that number and told me
Human 2: that's not a number
Human 1: you know what I mean
Human 2: clearly I don't
Human 1: your stumart

by Lucy.Elizabeth August 10, 2019

steumac

Nasty pussy (vagina that is really gross)

Rosie O'Donnell has a hairy steumac

by nick 12 May 1, 2008

Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.

Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.

by Joey LaGalo June 6, 2005

stumanity

Stupid Humanity.
If you need more info than that - read the word again.

The casino owner Steve Wynn demonstrated stumanity when he poked a hole in the canvas of the Picasso painting he was trying to sell for $139,000,000.

by EveryMinuteJunglist October 18, 2006

Spumalter

Is a term used to describe the unpredictable weather conditions of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It implies that the city can experience "All four seasons in one day" at any time of the year. The word encompasses all four seasons into one word ( SPring, sUMmer, fALl, and winTER).

"The Spumalter season runs from early January to late December".

"Better take your toque and sunscreen to work today, feels like another Spumalter day".

"In Calgary, Spumalter requires one to carry an unbrella, and possibly winter gloves, in the months of June and July".

by T-Bone80 July 13, 2009