Spumalter

Is a term used to describe the unpredictable weather conditions of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It implies that the city can experience "All four seasons in one day" at any time of the year. The word encompasses all four seasons into one word ( SPring, sUMmer, fALl, and winTER).

"The Spumalter season runs from early January to late December".

"Better take your toque and sunscreen to work today, feels like another Spumalter day".

"In Calgary, Spumalter requires one to carry an unbrella, and possibly winter gloves, in the months of June and July".

by T-Bone80 July 13, 2009

spumbler

Someone who regularly squirts their own jizz into their own mouth

Toby is such a spumbler...he spumbles all the time

by Anonymous0123987 January 1, 2017

subalternative

A subalternative is an alternative to an alternative.

I don't like this alternative, I will use the subalternative.

by mr cock23 March 29, 2019

subaltern

lower rank or status; subordinate functionary.

The preps felt as if they were better than all the subaltern kids in their school.

by yourmom'slover July 27, 2007

sumatera

Sumatera is mixed/ or fully Indonesian. He is a rare to find and when you find one you should stick with them. He has beautiful eyes and a ridiculous facial structure. Similar to the island, Sumatera is tall, big and strong and will almost always beat anyone up who is an asshole. With this ridiculous build he is above average at sports. Everything about him is exquisite. He has a big dick helping to increase his countries average. He is sometimes lazy. He is extremely inteligent with a high scoring iq but finds it hard to concentrate sometimes. The girls adore. The mums adore him. Sumatera is a gentlemen and loves to help people in need. He loves his family and his friends. Sumatera is loyal and honest (unless dishonesty is the best solution).

To be Sumatera, or not to be Sumatera. What a stupid question?
Did you see Sumatera , thats a rare person , I should get his number.

Sumatera is so sexy!
OMG don't you just want to fuck Sumatera

by SammySara February 16, 2018

sprummalter

All four seasons combined into an extremely short period of time, over the course of days or even hours where the temperature can vary significantly from freezing to balmy hot, from snow to rain to sunshine. Often occurs after one opens the pool, or seeds the lawn or put on seasonal tires. The Murphy’s law of weather in a sense.

It’s mid May along the 41st parallel North...SPring, sUMMer, fALl and winTER just happened. I opened my pool last week, we swam in it this morning but now it’s snowing and the flowers are gonna freeze - damn you Mother Nature for pulling a sprummalter!!!

by von Brown May 9, 2020

sprummalter

All four seasons combined into an extremely short period of time, over the course of days or even hours where the temperature can vary significantly from freezing to balmy hot, from snow to rain to sunshine. Often occurs after one opens the pool, or seeds the lawn or put on seasonal tires. The Murphy’s law of weather in a sense.

It’s mid May along the 41st parallel North...SPring, sUMMer, fALl and winTER just happened. I opened my pool last week, we swam in it this morning but now it’s snowing and the flowers are gonna freeze - damn you Mother Nature for pulling a sprummalter!!!

by von Brown May 9, 2020