Directly committing to a counterparty that you are going to do "something" and then at some point in the future telling that same counterparty that there is no way possible you could that "something" you initially agreed on doing even though no personal circumstances have changed.
If for a friend's Vegas bachelor party you say to the best man, "I am going" even though you know you have to work and there was no way possible you can go...that would be "pulling a Stouty"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'