Stoutland
1. An individual that lacks the brain power, ambition, or down right common sense to teach.
2. see slut
2. see slut
Stoutland by Chenggissss Kahn March 11, 2008
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Stouty
Directly committing to a counterparty that you are going to do "something" and then at some point in the future telling that same counterparty that there is no way possible you could that "something" you initially agreed on doing even though no personal circumstances have changed.
If for a friend's Vegas bachelor party you say to the best man, "I am going" even though you know you have to work and there was no way possible you can go...that would be "pulling a Stouty"
Stouty by dave severe July 26, 2006
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stoutley
Twenty two years young. Well versed in hilarious south park lingo. Tendency to work either too much or too little.
A real straight shooter who always had the back of his friends.*
*Except on the date of April 1st, when he knowingly withheld crucial info from one 'Jon Tellis' for his own sick pleasure.
A real straight shooter who always had the back of his friends.*
*Except on the date of April 1st, when he knowingly withheld crucial info from one 'Jon Tellis' for his own sick pleasure.
stoutley by Jon Tellis April 1, 2005
Stouty
Doing something with a rather somewhat of a buoyancy and/or rolliness. A heartfelt insult to the most happy of stouts (lottie).
Stouty by QuangMyFem February 21, 2019
Stoatly
Some cringey YouTuber who put his definition on the Urban Dictionary to make himself not feel like somebody that nobody knows about.
StoutySucky
StoutySucky by JamesJamal March 3, 2025
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hey let's get a drink of that?
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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