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Directly committing to a counterparty that you are going to do "something" and then at some point in the future telling that same counterparty that there is no way possible you could that "something" you initially agreed on doing even though no personal circumstances have changed.
If for a friend's Vegas bachelor party you say to the best man, "I am going" even though you know you have to work and there was no way possible you can go...that would be "pulling a Stouty"
Stouty by dave severe July 26, 2006
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stoutley 

Twenty two years young. Well versed in hilarious south park lingo. Tendency to work either too much or too little.

A real straight shooter who always had the back of his friends.*

*Except on the date of April 1st, when he knowingly withheld crucial info from one 'Jon Tellis' for his own sick pleasure.
a.k.a stouts, steli, or mr. der
stoutley by Jon Tellis April 1, 2005
Doing something with a rather somewhat of a buoyancy and/or rolliness. A heartfelt insult to the most happy of stouts (lottie).
She came in to school today.... stouty.
Stouty by QuangMyFem February 21, 2019
Some cringey YouTuber who put his definition on the Urban Dictionary to make himself not feel like somebody that nobody knows about.
That Stoatly is a total cringebag.
Stoatly by Stoatly August 23, 2024

StoutySucky 

To give a blowjob to a guy while playing fortnite specifically given my wasian guys.
Yo bro can you give me a stoutysucky while I play the game
StoutySucky by JamesJamal March 3, 2025

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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