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stoutley 

Twenty two years young. Well versed in hilarious south park lingo. Tendency to work either too much or too little.

A real straight shooter who always had the back of his friends.*

*Except on the date of April 1st, when he knowingly withheld crucial info from one 'Jon Tellis' for his own sick pleasure.
a.k.a stouts, steli, or mr. der
stoutley by Jon Tellis April 1, 2005
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stutley, a small creature who has difficulty doing the simplest of tasks and tries to find reasons to leave his location to 'annoy' another creature, stutleys have alot of imagination and make up wild and wrong stories, likes to farm
dont be such a stutley you cock, theres a stutley over their lets catch it
Stutley by KliffArd not clifford August 17, 2003
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Stutley by Not Stutley Honest Guv August 13, 2003
A small, blonde-haired, beer drinking variety of warlike English Badger. Very rare. Often referred to in a mythical sense, like faires, pixies, or leprechauns.
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Stutley by Simon Kaye August 16, 2003
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