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Directly committing to a counterparty that you are going to do "something" and then at some point in the future telling that same counterparty that there is no way possible you could that "something" you initially agreed on doing even though no personal circumstances have changed.
If for a friend's Vegas bachelor party you say to the best man, "I am going" even though you know you have to work and there was no way possible you can go...that would be "pulling a Stouty"
Stouty by dave severe July 26, 2006
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Doing something with a rather somewhat of a buoyancy and/or rolliness. A heartfelt insult to the most happy of stouts (lottie).
She came in to school today.... stouty.
Stouty by QuangMyFem February 21, 2019
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Teddy Stout 

The best bar fighter with the best shotgunning ability known to man.
Teddy Stout has such a huge cock
Teddy Stout by Cameron Stout December 6, 2018
To be trapped or held hostage in prolonged and circuitous conversation by your boss, impacting workday productivity.
I went to my boss' desk for my 30 minute one-on-one but was stouted and didn't get back to my desk for over an hour.
Stouted by JWOW206 February 7, 2010

Flour Bluff Stout

Preferred beer of the Bluff Rat or Flour Bluffian, a suburb of Corpus Christi, TX.
These are blue collar folks who love their tattoos and cigarettes but not necessarily their toothbrushes.

The Brand Name is Actually Milwaukee's Best Light. Also known in some circles as "The Beast". Usually the cheapest beer in the grocery store. Don't look for it on tap anywhere.
Skippy loves his Flour Bluff Stout.

That Flour Bluff Stout gave me a Havana Omelet.

12 Stout St. 

i used to wake up in my room in the mornin
12 Stout St.
12 Stout St. by real rx July 12, 2022
A person who is typically an old suspect-paedophile who plays video games. This person will normally look young for his age, enough to pull off a ruse of being 18 years old.

A Stotty will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. A Stotty will enjoy Mountain Dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.
Guy 1: That fellow is walking awfully strange, I wonder what's wrong with him...

Guy 2: He must be a Stotty!

Guy 1: He must be, cross the road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his strange demeanor!
Stotty by FatherOfAStotty April 18, 2013
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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