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stovesexual 

You identify as a stove and you are sexual attracted to stoves
Son: mom I have to tell you something
Mom: what is it son?

Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom: son I am proud of you for being you and being so brave for coming out to me

Son: thanks my I love you
Mom: I love you too
stovesexual by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020
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stonesexual 

a sexual orientation in which someone or something is sexually attracted to stones.

stonesexuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.
Dani: oh hey, did you hear that Josh is now stonesexual?
Kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his ass cheeks for stones!
stonesexual by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

shonensexual 

Only being attractedto Anime boys and not liking real boys
Sorry I don't want to date I'm shonensexual
shonensexual by NerdyAnimeFan July 30, 2016

Stovesexual 

You identify as a stove and your are sexual and romantically Attracted to stoves
Son: mom I got to tell you something

Mom: yes son, what is it?
Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom:I’m proud of you from coming out to me and being who you want to be
Stovesexual by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026