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stonersexual 

a person who is attracted to stoners but isn’t necessarily considered one
babe i think i’m a stonersexual, i want nothing more than to suck you off while you take a toke
stonersexual by small tiddy goth gf November 16, 2019
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stovesexual 

You identify as a stove and you are sexual attracted to stoves
Son: mom I have to tell you something
Mom: what is it son?

Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom: son I am proud of you for being you and being so brave for coming out to me

Son: thanks my I love you
Mom: I love you too
stovesexual by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020

stonesexual 

a sexual orientation in which someone or something is sexually attracted to stones.

stonesexuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.
Dani: oh hey, did you hear that Josh is now stonesexual?
Kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his ass cheeks for stones!
stonesexual by bruecwayne April 6, 2016

shonensexual 

Only being attractedto Anime boys and not liking real boys
Sorry I don't want to date I'm shonensexual
shonensexual by NerdyAnimeFan July 30, 2016

Stovesexual 

You identify as a stove and your are sexual and romantically Attracted to stoves
Son: mom I got to tell you something

Mom: yes son, what is it?
Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom:I’m proud of you from coming out to me and being who you want to be
Stovesexual by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020
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