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stonecold stunner 

A very popular wrestling move comprising of a kick to the stomach and a (get ready for this) sitout three quarter facelock neckbreaker, such a move belonged to "Stonecold Steve Austin", the move has also been known as the "whipper snapper", however, althogh it is very popular, this move is very ineffective and is more likely to cause more damage the person performing the move then the victim, but it still kicks ass.
JR: Oh my gaawwdd!!!!!!!
Lawler:He dropped the stonecold stunner!!!
JR: Oh my gawwdd!!!

Stonecold Susan 

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.
My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

or

My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!

Stonecold Susan 

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.
My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

or

My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!
Stonecold Susan by David Bq July 28, 2008

Stonecold Cad Cad 

A Yhetti of such massive size that the earth shakes when he walks. His penis is not in proportion with his body though. It is very small.
"Oh my GOD! Look at that guy! His penis is so small!"
Stonecold Cad Cad by Nick September 2, 2003

STONE COLD LOSER 

A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.
So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!

Stone Cold Steve Austin 

A beer-swilling, ass kicking foul mouthed redneck. Takes no orders from
anybody, especially Vince McMahon or
Eric Bischoff.
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your
ass!