stocket

the stock market

"The stocket will crash in 2023, I know it" said Ethan.

by jeeRAL March 18, 2023

Stockton slap

When nick diaz slaps his opponent in the face during a ufc bout, usually followed by saying "bitch" or "what". Will often yell out "Stockton" or "209" (the area code for Stockton). His brother Nate also occasionally performs the aforementioned slap.

Both fighters testing each others range, and bam diaz gets him with the Stockton slap.

by Jaymz👻 October 21, 2014

the stockton

"The Stockton" is the seat with extra leg room in an airplane that is hugely desired by traveling audio visual technicians. It received it's name by being secured OFTEN by a gentleman by the name of Wayne Stockton. If you search for #TheStockton you should see a large quantity of photos with bragging rights as to getting that seat.

Sweet! I got The Stockton on my flight!

by Notorious Chicka August 11, 2017

Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.

1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!

by afj21 August 23, 2010

Stockton Rush

A term used when cost cutting starts compromising safety because someone thinks safety is over-rated and too costly. Named after the Titanic asshole CEO, captain of the OceanGate "Titan" who killed 4 people and himself by being a race to the bottom motherfucker by setting the gold standard for race to the bottom when his submersible imploded 4,000m below the Atlantic Ocean.

Boeing put the Stockton Rush on it's 737-Max roll out and killed hundreds of people as a result.

by drot June 22, 2023

stocktwat

Common term used to describe one who has no idea what they are talking about, yet feels the need to poison the stocktwits feed with their incredibly useless "knowledge."

Some guy told me to long VIX. What a stocktwat.

by opposablehands September 15, 2018

John Stockton

Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".

Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah

by The dungallies October 11, 2009