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stock car 

Chevy Cobalt that doesn't run. Has a Apexi Afc Neo - Vtec Controller. Get's fixed when everything works fine. Has no valid warranty.
Damn son, that stock car doesn't run again.

Why tune a stock car, when there is nothing to tune?

That stock car has a real tooner behind it.
stock car by chrissm May 11, 2008
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Stock Car Racing

A sport where multiple drivers and crews work on the car week in and week out to go tear it up and have fun

Ty Gibbs (Professional stock-car driver) 

Ty Gibbs is a professional stock-car driver piloting the #54 entry for Joe Gibbs Racing. Ty Gibbs is the grandson of Joe Gibbs, and the son of Coy Gibbs. Ty Gibbs won the 2022 NASCAR XFINITY Series Championship, and also has some Arca Series background. Ty Gibbs won his first race in the Xfinity Series at Daytona.
Ty Gibbs (Professional stock-car driver) won a race today!

fraggle stick car

An all encompassing term to represent mystery presents which children request and no one knows what they are, and neither can the child identify what exactly it is.

Taken from the movie Bad Santa.
"What do you want?"
"Fraggle stick car."
"The fuck is that?"

fraggle stick car

response when something so bizarre happens that NO ONE knows what to say in response.

This phrase comes from the move BAD SANTA with billy bob thorton. a child sitting on his lap asks for a "fraggle stick car" which of course has no point of reference because the words FRAGGLE, STICK, and CAR have nothing to do with each other.
(two men witness a car speeding by that is on fire and has a goat behind the wheel while the driver sits on the roof smoking crack)

person 1: umm, wow. did you just see that?
person 2: fraggle stick car.
person 1: totally.
fraggle stick car by dasproteus June 25, 2009

Card stock 

The type of cardboard for cheap people
Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead

stick a carrot in your cuntie 

like telling someone to go fuck themselves...but much much worse...because you only say it girls.
No she didn't give me the job. what did I say to her...I told her to stick a carrot in her cuntie..that's what I said to her.
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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