this week's laughing stock

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.

"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."

this week's laughing stock by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022

Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

Stock Solution 

Something of great importance to chemistry experiments

Mike: "What's that?"
Colin: "THE STOCK SOLUTION"

Stock Solution by AlexSol April 13, 2008

Stock Stalker

One who obsessively checks the price of recent stock purchases, to the point of losing contact with friends and family.

Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.

Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.

Stock Stalker by punchodex May 12, 2012

stock show hoe 

A "country girl" who hangs around at stock shows waiting to bang anything with a pulse and a penis.

"Oh, her? She's been plowed more times than the family farm. TOTAL stock show hoe."

stock show hoe by Laurenjnerual June 3, 2017

spock's beard 

a strange progressive / new age band, have some ok songs but pretty experimental.

I'm gonna go trip out to Spock's Beard.

spock's beard by matt November 16, 2004

Stock Show 

When you take livestock to a barn filled with other animals and a judge decides which animal is the best. Pigs, Steers, Heifers, Turkeys, Chickens, Goats, and Lambs are the most common animals shown. After checking in your animals, you go to the parking lot with your other redneck bretheren and sisteren and drink lots of beer out of your Dad's ice chest, which is carelessly sitting in the back of the pickup.

Hey girl, You going to the Gillespie Country Stock Show?

Hell yeah, we're takin' three barrows, gonna win the whole damn thing.

Stock Show by Brigette Santo January 26, 2012