SomeCaliGirl's definitions

Footwriting

Handwriting so bad, it looks like you wrote it with your feet.

If only there was a magic spell or computer algorithm that can decode footwriting.

by SomeCaliGirl February 28, 2024

Florida man

One of the many nicknames of homo insanus. You can find homo insanus all over the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries, but the densest population is found in Florida.

Ah yes, a Florida man in its natural habitat.

by SomeCaliGirl October 4, 2023

so to say

An uncommon variation of "so to speak" and "that is to say", possibly originating from the two phrases being mixed together or the direct translation of the German phrase 'so zu sagen'. Either way, it gets the point across.

"When that happens, it's best to "do as the Romans do", so to say.

by SomeCaliGirl November 30, 2023

joketoire

A stock of jokes, pranks, or pieces that a jokester knows or is prepared to perform. A spoof on 'repertoire'.

I was raised by a single father. Of course my joketoire is going to mostly consist of puns.

by SomeCaliGirl April 10, 2024

Prop truck

A truck that's not used for actual truck things. These trucks are typically bought by urban and suburban men to look cool and are subsequently impractically large with short beds. These trucks often serve as those men's daily drivers despite the heaviest load they will ever carry being groceries.

"Ugh! These prop truck drivers and their oversized back-sides don't know how to park. They're sticking out into the aisle."

by SomeCaliGirl July 15, 2025

weenie

A slang term for Dachshund.

What'd ya name your weenie dog?

by SomeCaliGirl April 29, 2024

Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022