Definitions by SomeCaliGirl

Salsafied

A term to describe when a character's body is turned into the consistency of salsa, notably chunky salsa, by means usually of the explosive variety.

Her salsafied body was painted across the street like a deranged art piece.

Salsafied by SomeCaliGirl July 16, 2026

Prop truck 

A truck that's not used for actual truck things. These trucks are typically bought by urban and suburban men to look cool and are subsequently impractically large with short beds. These trucks often serve as those men's daily drivers despite the heaviest load they will ever carry being groceries.

"Ugh! These prop truck drivers and their oversized back-sides don't know how to park. They're sticking out into the aisle."

Prop truck by SomeCaliGirl July 15, 2025

weenie

A slang term for Dachshund.

What'd ya name your weenie dog?

weenie by SomeCaliGirl April 29, 2024

joketoire

A stock of jokes, pranks, or pieces that a jokester knows or is prepared to perform. A spoof on 'repertoire'.

I was raised by a single father. Of course my joketoire is going to mostly consist of puns.

joketoire by SomeCaliGirl April 10, 2024

skunked 

When you get sprayed by a skunk.

"The reason I smell so bad is because I got skunked."

skunked by SomeCaliGirl April 2, 2024

Footwriting 

Handwriting so bad, it looks like you wrote it with your feet.

If only there was a magic spell or computer algorithm that can decode footwriting.

Footwriting by SomeCaliGirl February 28, 2024

jostle 

shake around

"Please be careful removing your luggage from the overhead compartment. Things might've gotten jostled around in flight."

jostle by SomeCaliGirl February 14, 2024