joketoire

A stock of jokes, pranks, or pieces that a jokester knows or is prepared to perform. A spoof on 'repertoire'.

I was raised by a single father. Of course my joketoire is going to mostly consist of puns.

by SomeCaliGirl April 10, 2024

Footwriting

Handwriting so bad, it looks like you wrote it with your feet.

If only there was a magic spell or computer algorithm that can decode footwriting.

by SomeCaliGirl February 28, 2024

Florida man

One of the many nicknames of homo insanus. You can find homo insanus all over the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries, but the densest population is found in Florida.

Ah yes, a Florida man in its natural habitat.

by SomeCaliGirl October 04, 2023

Putin warns

An empty threat.
The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".

"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."

by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023

so to say

An uncommon variation of "so to speak" and "that is to say", possibly originating from the two phrases being mixed together or the direct translation of the German phrase 'so zu sagen'. Either way, it gets the point across.

"When that happens, it's best to "do as the Romans do", so to say.

by SomeCaliGirl November 30, 2023

puppyish

#1 Something related to are like a puppy

#2 (typically of an action) cute and adorable, something a puppy would do

#1 That cloud looks puppyish

#2 She did a little puppyish dance

by SomeCaliGirl June 06, 2023

skunked

When you get sprayed by a skunk.

"The reason I smell so bad is because I got skunked."

by SomeCaliGirl April 02, 2024