SomeCaliGirl's definitions

heavy stealth

Nobody can see you if there are no witnesses.

"I use heavy stealth."

by SomeCaliGirl January 23, 2024

so to say

An uncommon variation of "so to speak" and "that is to say", possibly originating from the two phrases being mixed together or the direct translation of the German phrase 'so zu sagen'. Either way, it gets the point across.

"When that happens, it's best to "do as the Romans do", so to say.

by SomeCaliGirl November 30, 2023

Florida man

One of the many nicknames of homo insanus. You can find homo insanus all over the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries, but the densest population is found in Florida.

Ah yes, a Florida man in its natural habitat.

by SomeCaliGirl October 4, 2023

free trial of death

sleep

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?

by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022

Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022

this week's laughing stock

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.

"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."

by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022

Prop truck

A truck that's not used for actual truck things. These trucks are typically bought by urban and suburban men to look cool and are subsequently impractically large with short beds. These trucks often serve as those men's daily drivers despite the heaviest load they will ever carry being groceries.

"Ugh! These prop truck drivers and their oversized back-sides don't know how to park. They're sticking out into the aisle."

by SomeCaliGirl July 15, 2025