Footwriting

Handwriting so bad, it looks like you wrote it with your feet.

If only there was a magic spell or computer algorithm that can decode footwriting.

by SomeCaliGirl February 28, 2024

Florida man

One of the many nicknames of homo insanus. You can find homo insanus all over the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries, but the densest population is found in Florida.

Ah yes, a Florida man in its natural habitat.

by SomeCaliGirl October 04, 2023

puppyish

#1 Something related to are like a puppy

#2 (typically of an action) cute and adorable, something a puppy would do

#1 That cloud looks puppyish

#2 She did a little puppyish dance

by SomeCaliGirl June 06, 2023

skunked

When you get sprayed by a skunk.

"The reason I smell so bad is because I got skunked."

by SomeCaliGirl April 02, 2024

jostle

shake around

"Please be careful removing your luggage from the overhead compartment. Things might've gotten jostled around in flight."

by SomeCaliGirl February 14, 2024

joketoire

A stock of jokes, pranks, or pieces that a jokester knows or is prepared to perform. A spoof on 'repertoire'.

I was raised by a single father. Of course my joketoire is going to mostly consist of puns.

by SomeCaliGirl April 10, 2024

Putin warns

An empty threat.
The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".

"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."

by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023