Stirring 

1. Exciting strong feelings, as of inspiration; rousing.
2. Active; lively.

I was stirring about an hour when i saw her .

Stirring by Darken96 December 28, 2011

Stirring the Vanilla 

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.

You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.

Stirring the Vanilla by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

stirring the curry 

When one has vigorous sex with a woman from the Indian subcontinent.

"Hey bro, did you hit that Indian girl from the club last night?"
"Yeah dude, I was stirring the curry til morning."

stirring the curry by jybigballs January 25, 2017

stirring the yogurt 

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.

"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."

stirring the yogurt by userbits March 7, 2010

stirring someone's onions 

an analogy for observantly tuning into the needs of someone around you who is very wrapped up in their own shit or maybe others people's shit, so much so that without even knowing it they could really use someone to step in and help them with all that shit. Maybe you're just being a good friend and your friend can be a bit of a space cadet so you regularly steer them away from walking into traffic even when you think they might be paying attention. That counts too. If you didn't step in and "stir their onions" those metaphorical onions might burn. Those onions could even be literal, thus where the term was coined.

"stirring someone's onions", "my onions just got stirred", "stirring my onions",

ex: Hey, thanks for being a good friend and stirring my onions, girl. I just got so caught up with my shit, and other people's shit...it was real nice of you to take my cat to get spayed cuz cats in heat...well, that shit is weird.

ex: Well Jesus F*&$ Face! My onions just got stirred! Thank goodness you were here to break into my car and let some air in, I can't believe I left little Timmy Tommerson in his car seat for that long! Thanks Betsy, its been one hell of a day.

ex:

Me: Aaaaahhhh ssshhhheeeeiiiitttt man, how did you know I was hurtin' so bad for some Fisherman's Friends cough drops?
Person stirring my onions: Well I noticed that you have a bit of a cough, and I've seen you with the Friends several times now...you just seemed really caught up with getting drunk so I thought I'd grab some for you while I was out.

stirring someone's onions by timmy_tommerson January 14, 2014

stirring the porridge 

sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her

thefore you stir the porridge

guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge

stirring the porridge by troyaqwerty February 22, 2009

stirring beans 

Doing something to look busy and important, but accomplishing nothing.

When a district manager comes in to Ryan's Steakhouse and hangs around the salad bar "stirring beans"

When creating an Ebay ad for your business you spend hours worrying about what color your background color will be or finding just the right sound effect. That would be "stirring beans"

stirring beans by David Shedlock December 30, 2008