stimpfl

(noun) when one has been caught red-handed with a stash of juicy feet pics

"Wow, that is a great lot of toe shots you got there bud! You dirty stimpfl you."

by Not creative enough for this September 3, 2020

stampfle

The act of vigorously groping ones shoulder from behind

Dude, did you see that teacher totally stampfle that girl during the test?

by Eugene Yakolvec January 10, 2017

SimpFlation

SimpFlation is an economic phenomena in which there is a significant rise in Lonely & Sexless men. Western society has entered into a period of Hyper-SimpFlation since the mass adoption of social media around 2010-2020. This has coincided with Hoeflation and the prevalence of OnlyFans, sexual liberalism, digital promiscuity, pornography, and birth control.

Because of SimpFlation, there are millions of sad and lonely men that, instead of improving their lives, choose to pay $6 to only fans harpies to distract themselves with mediocre short term pleasures.

by Bruhhh500 July 11, 2023

stimplant

A false plan to revive an economy that is given the appearance of a real stimulous plan.

The last stimulous bill stimulated the economy like a good breast augmentation stimulates me. They look good from afar but once you realize they're fake, you get disappointed and they are no longer effective. It was nothing but a stimplant.

by PhilSine July 9, 2009

Stimpulse

An impulse or jerk reaction that is regretted later on. Basically short for stupid impulse.

I don't know why I did it, I was in the heat of the moment, it was a stimpulse.

by BoltMedia February 1, 2016

skimpflation

The act of businesses, often travel related, where a person pays the same or more, but receives less, often using COVID-19 as a bogus excuse, when it doesn’t apply.

Ex: Hotels cutting housekeeping, breakfast options and other perks; Airlines not hiring enough workers to handle irregular operations; restaurants using QR codes instead of printed menus or eliminating utensils, etc.

My annual vacation sucked this year. Due to skimpflation none of my upgrades cleared and I had to change my own sheets at my Category 6 hotel and then only got the choice of a continental breakfast instead of the usual buffet.

by KasperSF November 4, 2021

stimpleton

Harry Potter's long lost twin, introduced in book 7 and a half. One who trains Harry's owl and wraps his broom present.

More of stimpleton on the 7 and a half book soon to come.

by rowling August 22, 2006