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skimpflation

The act of businesses, often travel related, where a person pays the same or more, but receives less, often using COVID-19 as a bogus excuse, when it doesn’t apply.

Ex: Hotels cutting housekeeping, breakfast options and other perks; Airlines not hiring enough workers to handle irregular operations; restaurants using QR codes instead of printed menus or eliminating utensils, etc.
My annual vacation sucked this year. Due to skimpflation none of my upgrades cleared and I had to change my own sheets at my Category 6 hotel and then only got the choice of a continental breakfast instead of the usual buffet.
by KasperSF November 4, 2021
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SimpFlation

SimpFlation is an economic phenomena in which there is a significant rise in Lonely & Sexless men. Western society has entered into a period of Hyper-SimpFlation since the mass adoption of social media around 2010-2020. This has coincided with Hoeflation and the prevalence of OnlyFans, sexual liberalism, digital promiscuity, pornography, and birth control.
Because of SimpFlation, there are millions of sad and lonely men that, instead of improving their lives, choose to pay $6 to only fans harpies to distract themselves with mediocre short term pleasures.
by Bruhhh500 July 11, 2023
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Simpulation

Simping on an unworldly level.
"I swear yall niggas fake, this gotta be a simpulation wtf"
by @kyubees February 12, 2020
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