stimpleton

Harry Potter's long lost twin, introduced in book 7 and a half. One who trains Harry's owl and wraps his broom present.

More of stimpleton on the 7 and a half book soon to come.

by rowling August 22, 2006

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Stimpleton Express

When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.

"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''

"No, what?"

"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."

"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"

by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford May 3, 2010

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Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.

I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.

by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011

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James Simpleton

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible

James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored

by Clint K April 16, 2008

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