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stapler
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stampfler • stampfle • stapler • sampler • Stamper • stample • stampled • Sampler Plate • sampler platter • Staffler
Hairy Stamper
When the male ejaculates on a woman's chest and presses his pubic hair on the ejaculant and creates a stamp mark on the woman's head with the jizz as ink and the pubes as a stamp.
Hairy Stamper by Rawbeesea February 22, 2010
Cock stapler
When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.
Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010
Stupid stapler
Stupid stapler by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015
I believe you have my stapler
Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.
Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog
Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog
I believe you have my stapler by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004
Piggyback Stamper
Someone who gives their Stamp of Approval to something after someone else has already recommended it.
Originally from the TV show How I Met Your Mother Episode: The Stamp Tramp
Originally from the TV show How I Met Your Mother Episode: The Stamp Tramp
Person 1: I just really like the new song by Fun.
Person 2: I have not heard it yet (than goes and listens to the song on YouTube)
The Next Day: Person 2: Have you heard that new song by FUN its one of my most favorite songs of all time.
Person 1: I just told you about that song yesterday. (Rolls Eyes) You are such a piggyback stamper.
Person 2: I have not heard it yet (than goes and listens to the song on YouTube)
The Next Day: Person 2: Have you heard that new song by FUN its one of my most favorite songs of all time.
Person 1: I just told you about that song yesterday. (Rolls Eyes) You are such a piggyback stamper.
Piggyback Stamper by NPBear143 December 7, 2012
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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