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walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.
John was walking stiff at the nursing home.
walking stiff by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008

spiffwalker

Spiffwalker
1) (adj.) A handsome fellow, sexy, attractive
2) A person who loves nature
Example #1

Girl 1: Did you see that guy in your PL/I seminar?

Girl 2: Yeah, he was a spiffwalker.
Girl 1: GO TALK TO HIM...now.

Example # 2

As the spiffwalker watched the sunset he opened his arms to the warmth of the sun.

spiffwalker

1) A person who walks Spiff like
2) A person you know who doesn't return your message.
Example # 1

That person is a spiffwalker.

Example #2

Darnit, that meanie is a spiffwalker. I sent him a message, HE NEVER RESPONDED.
spiffwalker by Revengeofthespiff August 22, 2011

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026