by HeRR! January 05, 2004
A place where the elderly have to have their butts wiped everyday by some poor CNA and where they listen to lame background music while playing bingo on "activity day."
by laurenbobauren April 20, 2009
A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.
Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."
by William Stephens May 15, 2006
by newothegreat September 04, 2003
by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006
A stinky shit hole, that has food that looks like nasty runny dog shit! The hole place is full of DISEASES!
by Autumn and Tabatha October 08, 2007
When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.
by jerry121878 June 10, 2011