stemple

Dillon stemple and nick stemple are the most bad ass mother f u c k e r s you'll ever meet , these two are hung like a sperm whale with gallons of sperm waiting for you try a stemple out today...... follow dillon on instagram @dillony4

wow my boyfriends can't get me pregnant but a stemple could

by stemps October 28, 2013

Beef Steeple

A name for an erect penis exemplifying distinct vertical architecture; a woody that points to the heavens.

Tom woke in the morning only to be embarrassed by his firm beef steeple protruding out of his boxers as it cast a small shadow upon his cat.

by Bob da builder yo March 11, 2010

Bob Semple tank

The Bob Semple tank from new Zealand is EXTRA THICC

Look at her! shes as thicc as the Bob Semple tank

by SkelatalChild June 9, 2018

California Steeple

When you and a buddy are having a threesome with a girl, and you are each sucking on one of her tits. You then take your outside hand, and give each other a high-five above your heads, therefore creating a "steeple" under which you can continue to enjoy the sweet breast meat.

Guy #1 - Yo dude, Jodie and I wanna have a threesome with you, are you in?
Guy #2 - For sure man, as long as we can do the California Steeple.
Guy #1 - Uhh, Duh!

by Nate and Danny April 1, 2009

bob-semple-tank

Tractor + Tinfoil + Hunting Rifles = .... Profit?

The panzer tank was getting fuckin rekt by a bob-semple-tank cuz obviously some Tinfoil on a tractor from New Zealand is the superiorest tank.

by SneakySteve December 16, 2018

pork steeple

A man's penis, though usually said in referance to an erect penis.

Put the Pork Steeple in the Ham Wallet

by Rob-Rizzle December 28, 2005

Dirty Steeple

(Noun). An erect penis (steeple) that is covered in feces from anal sex.

He had a dirty steeple after plugging his girl in the bum.

by Jody South March 19, 2020