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1) Poking / jabbing somebody up the bum with an object with similar shape to a penis.

2) A small village in Essex

3) The top of a church tower - also known as spire.
1) He steepled me last night.

2) My friend is from Steeple but no-one ever goes there.

3) I can see the churches steeple!
Steeple by Dot-to-Dot February 20, 2011
Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.

Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.
I'm going to steeple you so bad.

Watch out for the steeple!

This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.

I'm going to steeple you.
Steeple by Dave March 4, 2003
A loop of metal, or a bar or wire bent and formed with two points, to be driven into wood to hold up fence.
Jethro ran out of fence steeples so he resorted to drinking the rest of the day.
Steeple by Pinchehonkey July 27, 2022

steeple chase 

the traditional steeple chase is when you and your friend are both beating your dongs to Family Matters and the first one to blow a wad on Karl Winslows face wins. Double points if Karl is yelling at Urkle while you skeet.
dude theres no way you won last nights steeple chase. I was about to bust when your dog came in and licked my sack. no fair.

Steeple Chasing

The act of one shorter man forcing his erect penis up into the bottom of another taller man's erect penis.
Dave: It's a shame that you're shorter than me, Dale.
Dale: Not a problem, Good Buddy. How about a little steeple chasing to make things less awkward?

steeple chasing

performing sexual activity
the girl was steeple chasing with her boyfriend when her dad walked in.
steeple chasing by huricane katrina September 3, 2006
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