Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.
Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.
the traditional steeple chase is when you and your friend are both beating your dongs to Family Matters and the first one to blow a wad on Karl Winslows face wins. Double points if Karl is yelling at Urkle while you skeet.
dude theres no way you won last nights steeple chase. I was about to bust when your dog came in and licked my sack. no fair.