Verb: To jab someone in the
bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or
may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together
may be used as a steeple.
Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.
I'm going to steeple you so bad.
Watch out for the steeple!
This shampoo
bottle will make a good steeple.
I'm going to steeple you.