Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

by DGFab January 11, 2009

stumples

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009

Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab January 11, 2009

Stumpled

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

by Kahrispy October 13, 2011

Stumple

Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.

"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"

by keefington January 27, 2009

stumplestiltskin

A short man usually with a Napoleon complex who has a miniscule penis. Maybe inverted or stunted at a young age this penis may be impossible to spot with the naked eye. Never the less it is there short in stature just like the man it belongs to.

Jane: How was your date with Larry?

Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

stumpled

A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people

At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.

by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019