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Stempler 

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A term often referred to when describing someone with whom you / a person has had casual sex with that you / said person has zero respect for, nor find attractive.

Having intercourse with a 'Stempler' or being 'Stemplered' is often as a result of a late night drunken booty call or a random hook up at McDonalds.
As he wiped the sweat from his brow, he realised with aplomb that he could use this girl whenever he so desired. This fine little Stempler was his, all his, and there was nothing she could do about it. Come rain or shine, night or day, he knew he could have her ankles by her ears within four minutes of a text message.

Dave: "What did you do last night, dude?"
Joseph: "I got Stemplered!"
Dave: "Oh no! Again?"
Joseph: "Yeah, I was asleep and my fone rang. The silly bint came over and I Stemplered her and finished in her hair".
Dave "Haha! What a Stempler!"

The other day, I met this complete Stempler. She was gagging for it - so easy. I reckon I could phone her at 4am and she'd turn up with a dildo and grin on her dumb face.
Stempler by Raveus Maximus May 4, 2011
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Stempled 

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Verb, To be a teacher, When someone is a teacher, but they can't teach, and they are often corrected when giving out lessons.
ex: Our teacher stempled so hard that I had to stand up in front of the class and explain the lesson. (true story)

ex: That teacher was stempling again today, we had to read out of the book to learn the lesson, how are they still a teacher?
Stempled by Zboi94 January 5, 2011
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Stempled 

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When a teacher makes countless mistakes, leaving the students to correct him or her. This happens most often with teachers who do not know how to teach or are not familiar with their subject.
The teacher stempled so badly that I had to teach her an easier way to solve the problem that she wrote.

She stempled so many times in the lesson that nobody knew what they were doing.

After stempling the same problem five times, the teacher just decided to write a new one
Stempled by littlejlev January 5, 2011

Stemper 

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One who makes foolish decisions. A useless map-reader. A driver of excessive speed on an unsafe road. One who fails in many areas of life, try as he might. One who is prepared to stick to their guns... even though they know they are wrong.
As in a parental warning...
'Mind him... He's a bit of a stemper'.

Or

When hitting one's thumb with a large type hammer one may inoffensively shout..... "STEMPER!"
Stemper by Boomsong January 16, 2008

Stembler 

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A Creeper/ Weirdo who makes a fake facebook/myspace/etc. profile with Site model/ stolen pictures & adds a bunch of random people all within the same area. Claims to live either far away, or is moving very soon.

Stembler profiles are very non-detailed, & are usually "homeschooled"

You'll notice that not all of the info fits exactly into each other, & the stembler flirts & fights a lot. And always says "We should meet sometime."

Stemblers are usually made by people with no lives.

Stemblers are either there to fake date you, or fight with people the stembler could not fight with in real life.

WATCH OUT FOR STEMBLERS.
My friend once went out with a stembler in "Canada."
Stembler by Sleezie January 7, 2010

stemple

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Dillon stemple and nick stemple are the most bad ass mother f u c k e r s you'll ever meet , these two are hung like a sperm whale with gallons of sperm waiting for you try a stemple out today...... follow dillon on instagram @dillony4
wow my boyfriends can't get me pregnant but a stemple could
stemple by stemps October 28, 2013

stemler 

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ray stimple; south lakes grad.; once gave pharrell head in an exxon bathroom
stemler by jesus walks February 1, 2005
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