bob-semple-tank 

Tractor + Tinfoil + Hunting Rifles = .... Profit?

The panzer tank was getting fuckin rekt by a bob-semple-tank cuz obviously some Tinfoil on a tractor from New Zealand is the superiorest tank.

bob-semple-tank by SneakySteve December 16, 2018

Bob Semple tank 

The Bob Semple tank from new Zealand is EXTRA THICC

Look at her! shes as thicc as the Bob Semple tank

Bob Semple tank by SkelatalChild June 9, 2018

Bob Semple Tank 

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus

Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...

Bob Semple Tank by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024