stelch

The act of burping while wearing a mask. A stinky belch captured and lingering in your mask. A new phenomena given the wearing of masks during COVID-19 in the year 2020 and likely 2021.

While walking with my wife, I stelched memories of my burrito lunch.

by Nedrab August 9, 2020

a red headed stepchild's rental mule

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.

Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!

by Anna LeStache March 21, 2010

foul stench

A very horrible smell that seems to get into every part of your nostrils

What is that!! Is that foul stench emanating from ur pussy, I told you not to do yourself with that old dog bone

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

stench trench

a vagina in need of a wash

i made the mistake of falling in her stench trench

by harry lingard March 28, 2003

Stench Clench

The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.

Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.

by Degenerate Scumbag March 29, 2015

Stench trench

Neglected vagina

That prostitute has what I would call a stench trench.

by Sue Nomee December 19, 2015